Ay there Paulina here don't forget to buy TRXYE on iTunes.
It’s my birthday ayyy! And my friends just came to my room with decorations and balloons and ahh it’s all amazing. I’m finally a dancing queen only 17
Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌
what language is he speaking
that crying is so fucking fake
only reblogging because his half-assed apology and fake crying actually made me laugh. fuck this guy, everything he did, and everything he stands for.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IM LAUGHING WHAT AHDHAHFJHK
this is comedy gold i watched this four times already and i still can’t even make out what he’s saying at the end what a fucking ri-dick-ulous nuggetface
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between